What Makes a Snake (Advanced)

Sam works in the stupidest department of his company: the 'Synergy Snakes'. What they're actually supposed to do, he has no idea, but he's managed to create a system where he doesn't have to talk to his co-workers and does as little work as possible. The only problem is, the company is looking to get rid of some people, and Sam's an easy target...
Content warning: this episode contains rude language, sexual harassment and bullying. It is not suitable for children.
Go to EasyStoriesInEnglish.com/MakeASnake for the full transcript.
Get episodes without adverts + bonus episodes at EasyStoriesInEnglish.com/Support. Your support is appreciated!
Level: Advanced.
Genre: Drama.
Vocabulary: Synergy, Line manager, Touch base, Drill down, Filing cabinet, Get the memo, Squeeze out, Minutes, Dread, Scroll (computer), Piss, Urinal, Sexual harassment.
Setting: Modern.
Word Count: 6590.
Author: Ariel Goodbody.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices