Forgive Me Father, For I Was Pinned

It’s wine o’ clock at the Trailer Park and the ladies are gulping down shots of fine Chardonnay bought at a 75% discount. Aiden has gone back East to assist in his family’s business litigation and when the husbands away…Zoey's gonna play! Zoey is overwhelmed with a surge in business after a local food critic gives their shop a great review. She watches Desperate Housewives at night and living like one during the day. At the beach, she runs into hot Irish Luke and decides to follow him under the pier. His touch further ignites her obsession for him. Shawn and Vicki wonder if what they are doing under the pier is legal. Shawn explains “fake purse business” and Vicki disagrees with Shawn’s prediction that Zoey will poison Aiden with onions. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 
Cocktail: Fifty Shades of Chardonnay [wine]