episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?

Remember those days, hanging out at the mall, thinking Spencer's Gifts was the height of counter-culture because they had festive roach clips? Yeah, me neither. I spent all my time at Waldenbooks.
Anyway, get ready for a trip backwards in time to the mall. I can almost smell the Orange Julius and Cinnabon (which reminded me that I made coffee that was currently cooling in the other room, dammit. I'm back now) and hear the yelps as another pre-teen gets their ears pierced at Claire's.
There's a very confused security guard -slash-sommelier, some moaning, and somebody ends up with an earring in their forehead. (Now taking bets on who THAT turns out to be.)
Because you haven't got the sense nature gave a goat, you're listening to:

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Eric Perry as Joe

Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

introducing the Narrator's kiddo, Michaela Nadolny Gourley as Emma, the Counter Girl and

John Dowgin of Mission: Rejected as Cyril the Security Guy.

Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and

Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
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