The Trouble of Being Born

Blow out the birthday candles, kiss your dog on the lips and pack your pipe full of the funkiest Himalayan fropp because this week we’re discussing a smorgasbord of topics related to the various hazards and features of being born!On this week’s dumb episode we discuss:THE GATE PROGRAM CONSPIRACYThe Yolk SacOceanic BlissTitty ResidueMom’s Super Blood PowersGadget’s Maggot P****Baby TraumaStaying Young with ForeskinJ.R. “Bob” Dobbs and the Church of the SubGeniusIn the extended show available at www.patreon.com/thewholerabbit we discuss: The Afterlife is a FieldHumans are Made out of ClayThe UFOs Run on CornThe First Birthday PartyOrigin of the 365 day CalendarSatanic BirthdaysOrigin of Planetary HoursEach host is responsible for writing and creating the content they present. Music By:Spirit Travel Plazahttps://open.spotify.com/artist/30dW3WB1sYofnow7y3V0YoWhere to find The Whole Rabbit:YouTube: https://youtu.be/z4DL6BFdzfMMerch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/thewholerabbit/Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0AnJZhmPzaby04afmEWOAVInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_whole_rabbitSources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_prenatal_developmenthttps://www.mamamia.com.au/can-babies-be-traumatised-during-birth/https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405844020324099#:~:text=Neonatal%20male%20circumcision%20is%20a,term%20consequences%20on%20adult%20behavior.http://oracc.museum.upenn.edu/amgg/listofdeities/enki/Promehttp://classics.mit.edu/Plato/timaeus.htmlSupport the show