Quick & Dirty: vegetable jokes, compost heaps and Harry Potter

Knock knock. Who’s there? The GYO team... ready to make you laugh with some (terrible) gardening jokes that are bound to help lift lockdown spirits. Laura, Blake and Rose also think about how to get the best from your compost heap, pick out their favourites from your ‘pets on the plot’ snaps and even venture onto the subject of gardening at Hogwarts. Listen now and send in any horticulture-themed jokes that you think will amuse the team using the below email. 
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