Part One: The Christmas Kiss

Deck the Halls of Berlin, Germany!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
For another rambling absurdity!
Fa-la la la la, la la la la!
The Gang’s confused and causing uproars!
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la! 
Plus the year is 1944...
Fa-lah-lah-lah-lah, la la we're BACK!
 
Transcript here and at vanishingpod.com, where you can also find bios, more info, and links to our social media.
 
CREDITS
Written and Directed by Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson. Sound designed by Hannah Foerschler. Produced and edited by Lauren Grace Thompson. Original music by Baldemar. 
The original song featured in this episode, The Christmas Kiss, was written by Ian Geers and Baldemar. Additional kinderchoir music composed by Ian Geers.
 
CAST
Augie Eckhart: Sarah Price
Lilith Von Hitzler: Tina Muñoz Pandya
Conrad Webley Griffstein: Daniel Millhouse
Rudyard T Codswallop: Sam Hubbard
Anton Hirschfelder: Laurence Stepney
General Schneeman: Rob Kauzlaric
General Otto Pffefferkuchen: Eric Eilersen
Officer 1: Brandon Wilders
Officer 2: Michael Morrow
Officer 3: Jay Donley
The Herald: Daniel Etti-Williams
The Narrator: Lauren Grace Thompson

CONTENT NOTES
This episode contains adult language, sexual innuendo, and continued references to WWII, including the portrayal of Nazis. Jewish characters in peril. Please see our FAQ section on our website for a statement about the purpose of our use of this historical time and place. 
 
The promo at the end of this episode was for Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, an upcoming audio drama from Good Pointe Podcasts! A dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Check them out at their website HERE and give them a follow on Twitter @TwoFlatEarthers!