Love Is A Battlefield by Rose Caraway

Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.
 
Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:
 
Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone
Lee Christmas: Jason Statham
Gunner: Dolf Lungren
Tool: Mickey Rourke
Hail Caesar: Terry Crews
Crenna: My added character
 
I'd like to thank the following musical artists:
Tom Fahy
Kai Engel
Jan Morgenstern
Jo
Dexter Britain
Docks
Nine Inch Nails
Fancy Mike
And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.
 
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