We Took Jeff Goldblum Bigfoot Hunting (Yes, Really)

We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded.
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Show Notes:
Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddspp9y
What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6kvzn
Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erbr4h
Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat:  https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC
Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/
Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo! 
What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9txa
Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbdp78
ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zanmrs
Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pfnkc
Read Ron Morehead’s "Voices in the Wilderness": https://amzn.to/3D7Maox
Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/
"Bigfoot Sounds Off!" 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffbv9w
Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js3ua
Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell:  https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4943
Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5a6a
Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yvkjf
Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepdpzj
A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4denvf

Timestamps:
00:00 – Quit Farting on Us
02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker
10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters
12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial
19:05 –  You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes
26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing
28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now
45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans
52:53 – Bigfart Approaches
59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand


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Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk
Produced by Connor J Randall
Additional Research by Keelin Mathews
Photography by Karl Pfeiffer
Art by Dustin Williams
Theme by Adam Hayman
"The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh
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