“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”

A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is.Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles.Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko. 
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