We Ranked Everyone in Tech

Today's episode is going to be a judgy one because we are ranking everyone and every situation you can encounter in the tech world. From the person who never has their camera on to the LinkedIn influencers we've seen our fair share of them. We are joined by Chloe's husbando, Kevin, to add the software engineer POV. In our rankings we are not holding back and giving our brutally honest thoughts. From jail to invited to pickleball to a jomie we got all the tiers covered. Get nice and cozy because this is gonna be a wild ride.

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Eric Wei ( @trykarat ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/erictway/
co-founder of Karat Financial, helping creators with finances
𝗖𝗵𝗹𝗼𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗵 ⁠( @chloeshih ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/chloe.shih/
tech product manager sharing perspectives on career, life advice, and living in your 30s.

Editor: Jayna Benito

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0:00 the Chloe, Kevin echochamber
0:44 patreon launched!
5:21 Chloe’s husbando with the swe pov
6:35 tier list explained
9:44 disclaimer: no vanilla wholesome today
11:12 never has their camera on
13:35 way too into boba
14:28 dyes their hair blue or purple
15:34 engineer who wants a farm
16:38 has massive imposter syndrome
18:35 works in mobile gaming
19:39 exec that won't get a real mic
22:16 Berkeley EECS grads
24:53 mental health leave post on LinkedIn
26:00 Koolaid drinkers
27:13 doesn't have a bedframe
29:03 omakase and niku guy
29:57 Canadians/Waterloo
31:17 probably working a 2nd job
32:14 still uses firefox
33:11 always snow boarding
34:04 engineers that think ur flirting with them
34:59 sends long message at 5 pm on a Friday
36:06 dual monitor, mech keyboard, ergo desk + chair set up
36:54 the type that posts on Blind
37:38 says they're poor but makes 6 figs
38:34 really, really into coffee
39:40 staff engineer who "has no filter"
41:10 gets into office at 7 am
42:05 VCs
43:04 lowkey nepo baby
43:35 white tesla drivers
44:42 PM turned startup founder
46:21 HR
47:27 diversity hire
48:48 LinkedIn influencers
49:32 startup CEO that keeps pivoting
50:18 extreme biohacker
51:53 new grads
52:25 Forbes 30U30 lister
54:27 "hi" with no follow up
55:33 slack s***poster
56:05 RPMs
57:00 interns
57:42 bootcamp engineers
58:27 only promotion projects
59:13 ladder climbers
59:58 brings their dog to the office
1:00:20 wanna go rock climbing
1:00:53 "tech jobs that make 6 figure" creators
1:02:18 hosts board game nights
1:02:50 weebs
1:03:38 sold 2 startups and now "consults"
1:04:34 only works at FAANG
1:04:42 doesn't work on a real desk or chair
1:05:59 swipes in for lunch and leaves
1:06:16 only wears free tech shirts
1:06:56 the aquihires
1:07:20 SF techies
1:09:08 LA techies
1:10:12 Seattle techies
1:10:20 NY techies
1:10:33 engineer with a really loud keyboard
1:11:21 has a photo of Elon on their desk
1:11:49 Tahoe trip planner
1:12:16 wears patagonia vests & chinos
1:12:25 guy who always complains about dating
1:14:02 crypto bros
1:14:18 looks like a recruiter, is a recruiter
1:14:58 DIML techtokers
1:15:58 MBA grad name dropper
1:16:02 PM/design GF + SE boyfriend
1:17:10 Dr. Fei-Fei Li
1:17:36 Daddy Zuck
1:18:20 Sheryl Sandberg
1:18:39 Daddy Jensen
1:19:30 Elon Musk
1:22:08 disclaimer: all for funsies
1:23:25 JOMO out

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