Let Them Eat My Cake

Let the day drinking begin with the “Big Dick Energy” cocktail! A Ukrainian family arrives at Vicki’s trailer and the diary is heating up! Zoey goes to the movies and as if we didn’t see it coming, Luke suddenly appears. He gets busy “under” Zoey’s brand-new dress. Shawn kills it with her version of Alanis Morrisette singing. Vicki has a PTSD moment remembering husband number one constantly dragging her into to a dirty porn theater. Zoey tells Luke this is the last time she will see him, but the ladies don’t buy it. Zoey is playing with fire and even worse, her Grandma may have been witness to it! Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! 
Cocktail:
Big Dick Energy || Penis Ice, Pickle Juice, Tito's Vodka, slice of lemon, garnish with a whole Kosher Pickle