Bonus Episode 8 - How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire (feat. Kris Newton)

Bob's fifth haul of points meant a romance episode with a guest! Kris Newton was the lucky man called upon to join our journey into the heart and loins of romance. Bob provided a selection of books and Kris chose How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks. It's extremely 2005 and extremely strange as it mashes together genres with glorious abandon! In our intrepid trek through the text we discuss:  Bob's essay "In Honor of Stupid Things" Vampire sex dolls (no seriously, it is a plot point) Dental hijinks No, no, he's just a very sound sleeper The harem. The fucking harem.  Scottish Highlander vampires! Roman Draganesti is a thirteen year old boy Celerity dots re: sex This Hank Pym Motherfucker ...Is this book a parody?  Swords at dawn 2am Extremely unexpected vampire headcanons   Learn more about Kerrelyn Sparks and How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire at her website: https://www.kerrelynsparks.com/book-millionaire-vampire.html   By the way, that is, in fact, our music! It's called "Learnbuckle" and it was created by the uniquely talented Rafael Medina, whose work you can and should follow via his Twitter account, @EarthMeauxFaux! You can also follow Miles @mjschneiderman, MeganBob @meganbobness, and the show itself @nxtwrestlingfan, or visit www.nxtwrestlingfan.com. And if you'd like to support the show, check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/nxtwrestlingfan. Additional music and sound credit to: "Eyes Gone Wrong", "Greta Sting", "NewsSting", "Samba Stings,"  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/