“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”

A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose?????The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko.
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