Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

So what happens when your visionary star director dips, your Oscar-winning screenwriter goes to jail, and a bunch of angry nerds have notes on how to make your sequel more like a video game? You get 'Silent Hill: Revelation', that's what! Come on over and hear about the beleaguered production, its many expositional speeches and dodgy accents, and the five minutes in the middle that make it all worthwhile.