MBMBaM 677: Am I the Sphincter?

It's that time of year again! Time to make our case to the great pumpkin demon so that we might be allowed to have that good good fall flavor in all our foods instead of being destroyed.Suggested talking points: Dr. Samantha Brainmedicine, Sigmund Slip, Griff of Theseus, Start Lickin', Pumpkmanis, Second Jeff, Soul KegelsHawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/