Football Game Lengths R Agonizingly Dumb

The average football game takes three hours and 23 minutes. Yet only 18 of those minutes contain actual gameplay. That's WILD. And we don't like how long these football games last. There's too much downtime, and far too many commercials. In fact, let's take a commercial right now.

Okay, welcome back. We're also talking about painful massages, cupcakes being served at football games, and terribly close flip cup games, 

Plus, a personal story about Joey's horrific basketball rec league and a sports cliche about things leaving and then returning. And we go on quite the 90s music tangent — who's your favorite member of TLC? How about the Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC? We're chatting through it all and it's magical (and also the reason why this is our longest episode yet).

Oh, and Sean has a fantasy football draft today! Follow along with his frustrations over on Instagram.