216: 800% Turf Girl

Crystal has a serious announcement. 
We have an official HD tattoo. 
Americans sometimes have to share prescriptions, Carolyn is a natural liar and she might have some secrets. 
Pata Fria has some excellent post-breakup advice, Big Mama got her groove back and having standards is actually really important. 

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